Justin Long is the Greatest of all the Great,Greatest of Great.  I asked him how he came upon such a title and he smirked.  “You are born great then you become that greatest,.. then the greatest of the greatest of great has and accident and falls on a kitchen knife four times. Then it is just a small step to where I am.”

    I interviewed the famous "Great One" and asked him about Justin and he stated that Justin was the one that all others looked up to. He is the greatest of the greatest great ones.

     I also had the opportunity to talk with boxing legend “the Greatest” and asked him about Justin and sharing “the Greatest” title.    He responded with Justin is the Greatest of the Greatest.

He moves like turtle
He stings like a bad sneeze
He wins all the games
That is just what his ego needs!

1. He He once had an awkward bowel movement, just to see what it would feel like.
2. He doesn’t’ drink alcohol often, but when he does. It is Zima with a lime.
3. The Police often question him,  about a dude falling on a kitchen knife four times.
4. He can steal the puck with his smile, or his stick……either way.
5. People hang on his every word, even the garbled ones.
6. He can play hockey on a soccer field, left-handed, with a rake.
7. His sweat smells like Sweet Desire by Liz Claiborne
8. He is a lover not a fighter, but he is also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas or he will scratch your eyes out.

So let’s all pay homage to 4G…. The Greatest of all the Great,Greatest of Great.  Justin Long.

Oh, by the way the BENDERs win again and go to 7-0-0.